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Funny sms for facebook-

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

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Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha.. Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha: "Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?" Pathan: O Nai Yara, Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D
Difference between Friend & WifeU can Tell ur Friend"U r my Best Friend"ButDo u have courage tell to ur Wife"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
Dedicated to all Women:Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -Damn, he is so lucky!
Dost To Pathan: Me Ny Tumhen Kisi Achy Peer Ka Mureed Bannay K Liye Kaha Tha, Tum Kis K Mureed Bany.??..Pathan: "Apni Begam Ka.." :-D
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!Uska khun garam hoga.-Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0teI Am N0t 50I Am 16 With 34 Years 0fExperienceThat S The Attitude.
"KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D
Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna...Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Heart receives - love;Mind receives - wisdom;Hands receive - giftsAnd only special people receive my Messages!
Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)
Jab light ho out of control,.to khirki darwaze khol,.khirki darwaze khol,Chanda mama ko bol!."All IzZ wELL".KESC kia jane public ka kya hoga?.jaan jaye gi ya garmi main fana hoga?.koi na jaane ye masla kab solve hoga?.To candle jala,UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol"Bhaiya ALL IzZ Well"
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,You should Know what you are,And once You Know what you are,Mental Hospital is not So Far..;-p
Like energy Love can't neither be created nor destroyed.... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Kvita likh rahi hu...... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr...... wah wah.... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber..... wah wah wah wah
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said “Im 1 yearr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR..:
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,,Lekin Haaye..Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
Delhi me badte Crime aur Pollution ke dekhte hue Devlok es natije pr phuche hai ki, Delhi mein hi kholi jaaygi Narak ki 1 branch
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg parhne walo ko mera salamTea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya krofokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

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